|No mirrors in campsite bathroom: Sweet!|
No soap in campsite bathroom: Bitter.
|Coastal "Yurok Loop Trail" in Redwoods National Park|
|USUALLY: SPF lotion, Foundation, powder blush + brush, |
finishing powder + brush, cream eyeshadow,
mascara + eyelash curler.
|CAMPING: SPF 30 tinted moisturizer, gel cheek/lip stain,|
cream eyeshadow, mascara + eyelash curler.
Eve Ensler (dynamic author of The Vagina Monologues) posed this exact question when interviewed for the body-positive documentary America The Beautiful. Here's the clip (note: my favorite quote, aside from "Love your tree!!!" comes from a wise Nigerian woman who pridefully told Eve, "my legs, oooh my legs! My legs can wrap around a man and hold him there!" Rock. On.)
4) Finally, WATCHING MICHAEL SET UP OUR TENT WHILE WEARING NEXT-TO-NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL LIKE CLEOPATRA Yes, I said it. Objectifying my fiance makes me feel like a sexy all-powerful queen.
|Exhibit A: Michael unloading stuff from car.|
|Exhibit B: Chopping wood in CK undies.|
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